I'm going to Scotland to find the Loch Ness Monster, tame it, and make money off of it.

In other news, I've discovered that life is very easy to handle if you ignore everything important.

Also, I'm working on a piece of fiction that I started at Columbia, and when it's at a stage worth publishing, I'll post it up here to read. For all those interested, it's crass and funny and about pedophilia and Megan's Law.

If you need me, I'll be tuning my harpoon to capture the magical beast of the depths of Loch Ness.